the hall of shame

a collection of quotes from my friends and colleagues


"Tomorrow’s ethical cannibalism, today"
- Leo
"I'm homophobic and transphobic"
- Joe
"Life is easy when you do exactly what makes sense all the time"
- Admin
"everyone on this board is bisexual and we're all extremely polite"
"Sounds hot. I'm in college"
"I'm a furry"
- Aidan
"I'm in that phase where I like women with dicks"
- Aidan
"I suck on tampons like a fucking lolipop"
- Ness
"under present conditions, I would break up after one day of no sex"
"I want to blow a British twink's back out like it's their car"
- Joe
"ok I'm a girl now"
- Aidan
"the tranny market is growing"
- Aidan
"your a fag"
- Ness
"we should return to nazism"
- Aidan
"I close my eyes at night and when I fall asleep I see Carter on the iron throne, it gives me fear and nothing but fear."
- V
"the second x chromosome is a real bad investment imo"
- Joe
"I HATE SKYLAR BLEED"
- Mason
"of course your emotions are being weird, you're sober"
- Joe
"ADHD is a female trait"
- din
"god loves you so much he made you trans so you can see him in heaven 50 years ahead of schedule :)"
- Joe
"be honest, did my mom make you gay?"
- Aidan
"sometimes I wish I was born a lesbian"
"hrt is crack for women"
"Why do you have an addictive personality"
"I forget about latin america sometimes"
- Ashton
"If you do anal does that mean you're butt-chugging dick?"
- Ming
"Why do I have so many holocaust memes"
- Mason
"We're damned to hell either way, why not further incur the wrath of the heavens?"
- Leo
"we're racist"
"are you biologically female"
"kog you a SHAWTY now"
- wfenpo
"A bee stung my dick one time bro gave me an 11 hour boner call that shit a 7/11"
- wfenpo
"I love beating women"
- Aidan
"Women are disabled and have less manufacturing errors to exploit"
"I keep forgetting I'm super underweight because of my fat ass"
- Ming
"i don't like supporting artists because music sucks so I use spotify"
"integral part of being queer is sending annoying amounts of songs to any person who says they listen to music"
- izzy
"I love all things milk"
"anyone who likes men is gay"
- Joey
"like, suicidal depression is fun.."
- Leo
"your autism is like the impostor"
- Sorin
"Under the second amendment we have the right to bear the tremendous burden of the world's grief!!!!"
- Leo
"silliness without quirkiness is no silliness at all"
- Leo
"if you do drugs you're gay"
- Avery
"I got money from beating up a kid"
- Sorin
“I’m feeling really trans right now"
- Leo
"Molly like the fun kind or the women kind?"
- Mason
"having hoes is socially exhausting"
- TJ
"You wearing a diaper right now? That why your ass so fat?"
- Jacki
"why are you so gay"
- Brady
"roll for cock size"
- Joey
"all you care about is autism and twitter"
- Alex
"How do you know if you're schizophrenic or just a bit quirky?"
- Nicki
"We're at the age where committing suicide doesn't effect the economy"
- Ming
"Would you throw it back for your wife"
- Simon
"There was that moment when we looked back after the worst had passed, and fantasized about taking a match to the house and gleefully watching it burn to the ground. With it might go all the bad memories."

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