"Tomorrow’s ethical cannibalism, today"
"I'm homophobic and transphobic"
"Life is easy when you do exactly what makes sense all the time"
"everyone on this board is bisexual and we're all extremely polite"
"Sounds hot. I'm in college"
"I'm in that phase where I like women with dicks"
"I suck on tampons like a fucking lolipop"
"under present conditions, I would break up after one day of no sex"
"I want to blow a British twink's back out like it's their car"
"the tranny market is growing"
"we should return to nazism"
"I close my eyes at night and when I fall asleep I see Carter on the iron throne, it gives me fear and nothing but fear."
"the second x chromosome is a real bad investment imo"
"of course your emotions are being weird, you're sober"
"god loves you so much he made you trans so you can see him in heaven 50 years ahead of schedule :)"
"be honest, did my mom make you gay?"
"sometimes I wish I was born a lesbian"
"Why do you have an addictive personality"
"I forget about latin america sometimes"
"If you do anal does that mean you're butt-chugging dick?"
"Why do I have so many holocaust memes"
"We're damned to hell either way, why not further incur the wrath of the heavens?"
"are you biologically female"
"A bee stung my dick one time bro gave me an 11 hour boner call that shit a 7/11"
"Women are disabled and have less manufacturing errors to exploit"
"I keep forgetting I'm super underweight because of my fat ass"
"i don't like supporting artists because music sucks so I use spotify"
"integral part of being queer is sending annoying amounts of songs to any person who says they listen to music"
"anyone who likes men is gay"
"like, suicidal depression is fun.."
"your autism is like the impostor"
"Under the second amendment we have the right to bear the tremendous burden of the world's grief!!!!"
"silliness without quirkiness is no silliness at all"
"if you do drugs you're gay"
"I got money from beating up a kid"
“I’m feeling really trans right now"
"Molly like the fun kind or the women kind?"
"having hoes is socially exhausting"
"You wearing a diaper right now? That why your ass so fat?"
"all you care about is autism and twitter"
"How do you know if you're schizophrenic or just a bit quirky?"
"We're at the age where committing suicide doesn't effect the economy"
"Would you throw it back for your wife"
"There was that moment when we looked back after the worst had passed, and fantasized about taking a match to the house and gleefully watching it burn to the ground. With it might go all the bad memories."